This is a list I wrote one night when I was bored and sad and missing someone very badly. When I wrote it I had a certain person in mind, but seeing as he’s been gone from my life for quite some time now, I didn’t want it to be all about him.

A way better version of this list can be found here

I like to take care of people, and this list is for everyone I love. It’s supposed to apply to anyone, from my best friend to my little sister to my significant other. so you can all stop saying things like “omg dis liszt sounds lyke it wuz made 4 a to yr old.”

Some of these are questions I’ve received directly, and some are things people are forever adding when they reblog it.

ALSO, it’s been illustrated quite nicely here

Heyhey, here it is on WeHeartIt

Q: Did you write the “when you’re sad, I will…” thing?

A: Yes I did. Stop reblogging it.

Q: ew don’t tickle my neck that’s weird who would want that

A: Obviously you’ve never had me tickle your neck. I’m a  champion neck tickler.

Q: Will you marry me?

A: If I had a dime for every time someone reblogged that dumb thing with almost those exact words, I’d have a lot of dimes. Unfortunately no, as I’m holding out for Tom Felton or Johnny Depp, whichever comes first.

Q: lol this isn’t real.

A: That’s not a question. Yes you egghead it’s definitely real, how the hell would this not be real? (not to mention the fucking click-through)

Q: These all sound like things meant for a two-year old.

A: Forgive me, I didn’t realize only two year olds enjoyed things like having food made for them and waltzing.

(Also note that, bar “kiss you”, there’s nothing on this list that implies it was intended only for a specific audience. I wrote it with a certain guy in mind, but these are almost all things I’d do for anyone I loved.)

Q: This made me cry.

A: Well thanks for dropping that one on my conscience

Q: omg i dew di all da tyme buut nobodii luvs me :(( smh sew sad

A: stfu.

Q: Lol kicking and screaming sux

A: lol u suck go set yourself on fire