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my awesome friend!
you’re able to converse with our closest cousin and you tell it that one day its going to die
well done scientists
Well way to go scientists…are you happy with yourselves?This is like kicking a puppy and telling it that one day,it will die!
*scientist teach gorilla the concept behind “YOLO”*
don’t know why i am so not okay with that haha
Guys, I’m like 99% positive that this is an Onion article
[Picture: Background - twelve sections like a pie, alternating pink and orange. Foreground - adorable hedgehog. Top text: “Tell someone you’re homeschooled” Bottom text: “ ‘But you’re so normal!””]
Poorly taken webcam photo of my newest, Matilda. I’ve read nearly all the Roald Dahl books I could get my hands on but she has stuck with me through all these years, and will continue to do so. Her life basically mimics mine, well…at least the first half <3
A rainy Friday hike at Maple Pass, Washington State loveloveyellow
Ran into an old friend, and I ask her what’s new, and she shows me this new tattoo of hers. I immediately thought of you, and asked to take a picture. She says this was done stick-and-poke while she was drunk. Makes me sad. She’s such a nice girl, and it sucks that this happened to her.
“She’s such a nice girl, and it sucks that this happened to her.”… what? It’s such a gorgeous tattoo. I think I love stick and pokes more than any tattoo, there’s something so lovely and real about getting something permanent on your skin in shakey handwriting and 3am, instead of in a font picked from a selection of 1000 on a computer screen at some white washed studio by people you have no connection with. Maybe I’m overly romanticising it but whatever. I like it, I really really do.
I love it, its such a great tattoo!
…“I will go until no end” is not a thing that makes sense.
everything about this picture is beautiful
Motherfucking Brian Wilson
I’m pretty sure it doesn’t
Partying, getting drunk/high, and having sex is stupid. And you wonder why people say teens and our generation is pathetic and a disgrace? So don’t be sad when you become a teen mom or a drug addict and ruin the rest of your life, I won’t pity you. (And this is coming from a 14 year old girl.)
i can’t tell what’s more annoying, the picture or the caption to go along with it
“Having sex is stupid.”
I dunno man, as long as you keep it safe and get tested, you are free to have all the orgasms you want.
“and this is coming from a 14 year old girl”
Got it done at Bloodline Elite in Oklahoma City, OK.
i am going to get this done and after my marriage wen i have my kids, i’ll make them read harry potter from a very young age. I’ll show them my dark mark after they know what it is and tell em it all was true and i m a former death eater and turned to the good side before the battle of Hogwarts. I’ll tell them that i fought along Harry, Ron and Hermione
oh my god some of you fucking people
Their Senior Prom to their wedding.
guys…these are just their junior & senior proms
you don’t wear a corsage to your wedding