I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
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ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx
Why do the movies try so hard to make harry/hermione canon?
why are there only male students at durmstrang
why are there only female students at beauxbatons
why do they both have choreographed introductions
the world may never know.
malfoy what the fuck are you doing in that tree
did you climb up there just so you could jump down amongst your cronies dramatically?
you’re a git.
DUMBLEDORE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BODY SLAM HARRY AGAINST A WALL
GRED AND FORGE ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BEAT EACH OTHER UP WHEN THE AGE LINE POPS THEM OUT WITH FULLY GROWN BEARDS
SIRIUS’S FACE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE FORMED OUT OF LOGS IN THE FIREPLACE
I hate these stupid movies why do I keep watching them.