
I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
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ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx

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I’LL YOUR BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET
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Fresh Prince: Google Translated
Now this is the story all about how the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song got flipped, turned upside down when cdza ran them through every language in Google Translate, and then translated them back into English.
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