I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
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ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx
why don’t I look like anyone?
My #brother’s trapped in the box on the bottom singing “safe & sound…”
My brother just referred to himself as Mr. Big Dog Captain Swole Man
fork & knifing it at chronic with my favorite fruit basket #brother
my baby brother just got his learner’s permit oh my GOD
2012-2013
:((((((
my dumb babies need to stop growing up
I haven’t grown a single centimeter and they’re catching up jesus christ; look how much taller they’ve all gotten
somebody explain to me what is wrong with my brother because I just don’t know anymore
happy easter!
My brother just walked into the family room sans pants with an entire bread stick shoved into his mouth and started singing Thrift Shop in the voice of a 90 year old woman
My brother’s only 2 years younger than me, right? So when he was learning to talk I was still pretty little
And apparently he had a penchant for making up words? And my parents thought they were funny, and so they sort of wormed their way into our family’s everyday vocabulary
And now 13 years later I’m finally fucking finding out that words like “timbering” and “swiver” aren’t actually in the dictionary
my life is a goddamn lie
