
I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
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ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx

(Source: lovelyhannigraham, via shyperbole)
I am sick and tired of everybody and everything; if one more person tries to assert that without the bible nobody would have a conscience I am going to kill somebody

I can’t prove God isn’t real, but at the same time, I can’t prove that my dog doesn’t run a violent Asian street gang while I’m asleep.
(Source: skepticalavenger, via friendlyatheist)

The people in your life have done a whole lot more for you than the being you talk to telepathically.
(Source: maddig, via friendlyatheist)

Ray Comfort has forever ruined bananas for me - he’s such a dick.
-Tyler
(Source: faqueers, via friendlyatheist)

This is what religion did to me when I was a kid. It’s from a “Biblezine”, which is the New Testament presented like a magazine, interspersed with wisdom like this.
Unbelievably, when I first saw this at age 12, I didn’t think much of it. Religion made me a moron.
I understand the feeling 100%.
-FA
(Source: zero-aperture, via karpiwillpeeonyourface)

I think he’s trying to tell me something but I’m not sure what it is.
Go Florida!!!
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