okayokayokay.

so you’re probably here because of this

yeah.

I did not expect that post to take off like it did. Yeesh. So i’m just gon’ write this up real quick before I get too many asks about if my sister is real, and if so, who her dealer is. HERE WE GO.

Yes, she’s a real actual person who actually wrote those things of her own volition. Her name is Eliza and she’s almost nine and I’ve mentioned her several times before.

When I asked her she told me that yes, as you’ve all guessed, she meant “I roar when I am on the toilet.”

She still couldn’t explain to me what the fuck she meant by that, though.

No need to get up in arms over me saying she doesn’t have a way with the written word, I was referring to the fact that nothing she wrote made any fucking sense.

And finally yes, she is really awesome and a little bit insane and also extremely sarcastic and kind of scary, but despite the scary bit unfortunately she is not for sale and no you cannot have her for free.