I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
Ask box here!
ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx
so you’re probably here because of this
I did not expect that post to take off like it did. Yeesh. So i’m just gon’ write this up real quick before I get too many asks about if my sister is real, and if so, who her dealer is. HERE WE GO.
Yes, she’s a real actual person who actually wrote those things of her own volition. Her name is Eliza and she’s almost nine and I’ve mentioned her several times before.
When I asked her she told me that yes, as you’ve all guessed, she meant “I roar when I am on the toilet.”
She still couldn’t explain to me what the fuck she meant by that, though.
No need to get up in arms over me saying she doesn’t have a way with the written word, I was referring to the fact that nothing she wrote made any fucking sense.
And finally yes, she is really awesome and a little bit insane and also extremely sarcastic and kind of scary, but despite the scary bit unfortunately she is not for sale and no you cannot have her for free.