I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
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ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx
My brother’s only 2 years younger than me, right? So when he was learning to talk I was still pretty little
And apparently he had a penchant for making up words? And my parents thought they were funny, and so they sort of wormed their way into our family’s everyday vocabulary
And now 13 years later I’m finally fucking finding out that words like “timbering” and “swiver” aren’t actually in the dictionary
my life is a goddamn lie