My brother’s only 2 years younger than me, right? So when he was learning to talk I was still pretty little

And apparently he had a penchant for making up words? And my parents thought they were funny, and so they sort of wormed their way into our family’s everyday vocabulary

And now 13 years later I’m finally fucking finding out that words like “timbering” and “swiver” aren’t actually in the dictionary

my life is a goddamn lie