


andalltherestisrustandstardust:
PLEASE tell me someone is trolling us? This aint real, right? Cos, seriously. SERIOUSLY. I mean, I know this is the subtext of everything this guy has spoken about thus far, but he didn’t really, like, COME OUT AND STATE HIS HATEFUL-ASS AGENDA, DID HE?FUCK YOU, SIR.
A HEARTY FUCK YOU.
Is this real?
I mean, I used to live in Nebraska and even in Nebraska I can see some of the ladies in the college getting up and being like FUCK YOU TOO THEN and just walking.
Or not. I hated that state, maybe I’m just HOPING some of the ladies would.
Then again when a speaker came into my highschool and told the general assembly that black people get AIDS at a higher rate than white people and that means you should never get into an interracial relationship (how about just call it a relationship and race is secondary? omg foreign concept!) because you’ll get AIDS and all of the other bad diseases.
This was literally what they said and no one said anything. I was in shock and after I chewed the nurse out for touting bullshit statistics but I’m not a NATIVE Nebraskan so maybe other people in Nebraska give no shits? I was always mocked for being too sensitive, so idk.
…Is this real? Like…I just can’t believe someone would be this STUPID. Pure, bloody stupid.
I…wh-what?
N..
but…
fuck.
We are so fucked.
what in the name of fuck
This can’t possibly be real. Are you shitting me? Wow. Yeah, let’s put this guy in power so we can rewind what little progress we’ve made in the last half a century. Asshole.
this is not real. Nopenopenope I refuse to believe it.
nope.
ETA: oh goodie gumdrops, it is fake.This came from a satirical website, I wish people would realize that. The man is stupid enough on his own without the...
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Scum scum scumedy scum…
Seriously who is voting for this guy?
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What The FuckWhere’s my axe.
Anybody up for an angry mob-style parade to this guy’s house?
…Is this guy for real?...the USA, but I’ve been seeing a lot of
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