lipstick-feminists:

Anti-Planned Parenthood Video Is the Most Hilariously Lewd Thing You’ll Ever See

via Jezebel

This video is so ridiculous that you might assume it’s a joke, but it’s not. It’s a very real gem of anti-Planned Parenthood propaganda put out by the American Life League. Did you know that Planned Parenthood is out to lure children into becoming sex addicts? You might wonder why that would even make sense, but let the very tightly-wound man in the purple shirt tell you why: Sex addiction requires birth control (cha-ching!) and all those slutty diseases girls catch require STD testing ($$$). Then, even though the girls are apparently on birth control, they’re somehow all getting pregnant, which is when Planned Parenthood hits the motherlode: abortion—where the big money is. It just makes so much sense.

If I don’t laugh, I’ll cry. Really, really hard.

I refuse to accept that there are people this ignorant in 2012

(Source: lipstick-feminists)