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Fandoms:
Harry Potter, Sherlock, New Girl, Once Upon a Time, Pretty Little Liars, LOTR, The Office, and Robert Pattinson.
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Whoever wrote this is unbelievably perfect.
I’m pretty far from perfect but I appreciate the sentiment~
(Source: higgitusfiggitus)
I am very thankful that Jim and Pam get divorced and die in the last episode. It just feels right, you know?
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a little optimism (and a lot of privilege) and maybe you too can live the ‘American Dream’
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“we’ll take the lot!”
wow harry maybe some of the other kids on the train wanted some candy
but nope i guess the boy who lived is entitled to the entire fucking trolley
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Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.
i’m crying.
YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO REAPPEAR ON MY DASH
IT’S BACK
(Source: snugglybutt, via cackle-bladder)
I took a 7 week coast to coast road trip after being laid off from Boeing. I didn’t have a camper but realized that being able to pull off the road at a rest or truck stop was the way to go to make the trip affordable. With a few sheets of 1/2” plywood and misc. hardware this is what I came up with. The effort was well worth the time and materials.
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oh
I finally know who John Green makes me think of
he totally looks like Jimmy Neutron
but grown up
the hair and everything
I heard this so much in 2007.
And then I didn’t hear it anymore.
And I started thinking, you know, maybe I don’t look like Jimmy Neutron anymore.
But no.
I still do.
(Source: ohjesombre, via do-fish-have-fingers)
that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves
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