Bigmouth Strikes Again: Archive

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the only way onto our roof is through my bedroom window and beneath my bedroom window is my bed and tonight my brother thought it would be a good idea to bring two of his friends through my room, onto my bed, and out the window to climb around on the roof in the dark. so I’m sitting in my room trying to kind of clean it so that when they come back through the window my underwear...

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joshishollywood: I think we’re getting to a point where we sometimes don’t really even understand or have any sort of concept of the things we get upset or indignant about. It’s just sort of a knee-jerk reaction thing. That’s kind of bizarre to me, because anger is so stressful. It’s the worst. So I don’t really get why people flock to get mad about something in droves, especially in instances...

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 Jenna Marbles makes a video on annoying stuff women do
Male commenters: HAHA you're right! This is so true. girls are dumb.
Female commenters: We don't all do this...
Male commenters: SHUT UP AND GET A SENSE OF HUMOR.
 Jenna Marbles makes a video on annoying stuff men do
Male commenters: WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. NOT ALL MEN DO THESE THINGS. THIS ISN'T FUNNY

Mar 1st

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stay up all night—>exhausted most of the day—>fall asleep on couch for three hours before dinner—>not tired enough to fall asleep—>stay up all night. three cheers for self-destructive cycles.

Mar 1st

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maritsa-met: I hope Rick Santorum sees Voldemort reborn and no one believes him

Mar 1st

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psychohooker: the girl is smart, stop saying she’s stupid you just didn’t get the irony lol h0ttndanger0us: WHAT GUYS HATE IN GIRLS. REBLOG & GET THE WORD OUT <3 I really don’t think she was going for irony here.

Mar 1st

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joshishollywood: “THIS IS WHAT SOCIETY’S COME TO” I’m just gonna leave this here.

Mar 1st

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Last leap day I was 12. Next leap day I'll be 20.

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theadorauhlblekidrauhl asked: you're so beautiful <3 i wish i looked like you

Feb 29th

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successisbreath asked: Darn. If I would have known I could have gotten out of believing in God without spending so much on Starbuck's for Satan, I would have. I mean, who knew that he liked Vanilla Chai's.

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little-too-ironic replied to your post: It really, really bothers me when people refer to… isn’t macaroni a type of pasta though? yeah, but teeechhhnicallllyyyy it has to do with the type of dough used, not the shape, though in America it’s used to refer to elbow macaroni. It just makes me cranky when people try to apply it to any pasta in cheese sauce.

Feb 29th

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It really, really bothers me when people refer to pasta as noodles or macaroni.

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my 2012 election slogan

anastasiadreaming: “vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”

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filidox: Maybe I’ll just become insignificant. I’ll stop working hard and abandon my dreams (you were one of those dreams) and I’ll run away and leave all my problems behind. I’ll grow my hair long and dress myself in leaves and branches. No one will remember me, after a while. Certainly you won’t. I would become one with the forest. I’d grow old with the trees and the animals. And when nature...

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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe

Feb 28th

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seabitch: All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny. ugh THIS. sometimes I kind of wish I had never discovered feminism at all because at least then I’d be able to be around other people without wanting to shoot myself.

Feb 28th

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I used to say I believed in God. Then one day I realized I didn’t. So I stopped saying that. That’s all. the end. No flirtatious banter with Satan over a cup of coffee occurred. There were no late night phone calls or pagan rituals in the woods.

Feb 28th

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