January 2012
AW NUTS.
I haven’t got any service at the house we’re staying at and I missed my thousandth follower. D:
sad stori reblob if u cryed
December 2011
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Now entering San Bernadino county, aka land of flat scrubby nothingness surrounded by mountains.
why would anybody live here.
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I'm going to lake arrowhead today
It’s supposed to be a snowy family mountain adventure except it’s over 60 degrees there and therefore it will most likely be a stay in he cabin and watch movies family mountain adventure.
It’s still an improvement over my house, where it’s a balmy 70+ outside because southern California doesn’t get the winter memo until February.
Also my mom bought velveeta and...
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lazerbeams asked: What are you drinking in your header picture? It looks good.
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I’ve mentioned pudding like four times in my past 12 posts omg
this is my life
ok
Oh my god, the lion king
Does somebody just wanna go get me a bucket for my creys?
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Two new followers in the past minute in and a half and I haven’t even done anything.
All I do is whine and you people keep following me anyway~~
I’m a wizard.
Also it’s December and I’m at the park at 5pm in a light sweatshirt because it’s 66 degrees outside. Fuq u southern California.
why i'm single:
i have the sex appeal of a carrot
i’m awkward
i like tumblr more than humans
i’m boring
i’m married to food
i’m ugly
i’m easy to forget
also:
I have a horrendous voice, sometimes when I talk I smile painfully hard for no reason, and most people seem to find me terribly obnoxious when I’m not being sarcastic.
…brb drowning myself in pudding.
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Whenever I get remotely upset I tend to long for death.
apparently that’s not normal.
I’M SORRY IM MAKING SO MANY TEXT POSTS IT’S JUST I HAVE A LOT OF FEELS AT 3:48 AM OK
you make me feel like a natural woman
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I just can’t get it through my fucking head that Christmas is over. I keep getting these little shivers of anticipation for the season to begin, only to realize it’s over and done with, and it’s making me nauseous.
Why is nothing right anymore?
I have a bunch of posts liked that I keep meaning to reblog and eventually I’ll do that and then I’ll be like a real blog again and not a never ending episode of “Natalie Whines”.
but right now I’m eating pudding so maybe later kthxbai
Sometimes when I’m reminded particularly strongly of being small I feel like i want to dry heave and cry until I don’t exist.
I get the same feeling when I consider that Christmas felt entirely unexciting this year.
It’s not even that it’s because I’m “getting older” or whatevs, because when I listen to my favorite Christmas music I get that oh gosh...
Lying here on my bed in underwear and a cropped floral print tuxedo jacket, playing fruit ninja.
ok.
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your eyes twitch back and forth
to and fro
following the movements of a typewriter that isn’t there
and I can tell you’re crying inside, screaming, begging, pleading
not by your eyes, which are just eyes
but your mouth, which seems right now to be the very essence of grief
and I want to help you. I want to tuck you in and braid your hair and give you cookies until you’re...
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thug lyfee
“She try’na be alidd0 player think she kewt too, Buhh ima yank her out the game like a loose tooth (;”
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feelin’ nostalgic tonight
I was reading this survey I took at least two years ago, and one of the questions was “If you could go back three years and do them over again, would you?”
At the time I answered no, because who the hell wants to re-live 11, 12, and 13?
But now? Three years ago was December 20th, 2008. I wasn’t yet 13 and a half, and I was in the midst of one...
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I made the best fudge ever last night
and now I just want to sit here and consume all three pounds of it
mom
why won’t you let meeee?
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when I turn 18 I’m getting a bunch of harry potter tattoos.
actually two.
the deathly hallows, probably on my back, or possibly on the side of my hip.
and a lightning bolt behind my ear.
And then I also want to get the words “hoping to cease not ‘till death” in a cuff on my wrist.
and then I’m going to get blackbeard on my bicep.
welp.
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i wish i was able to look at my body and at least be able to think it was okay instead of wanting to be sick everytime i look at it.
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
And if your argument is that you dont eat meat because grocery stores sell nothing but shit then you’re an idiot go to a fucking local farm i mean i eat nothing but free range grass fed organic beef and its amajzing and easy to get and omfg how do you live without it
My argument is that I don’t eat meat because the idea of consuming a carcass disgusts me
also,
-not...
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