February 2012
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little-too-ironic replied to your post: It really, really bothers me when people refer to…
isn’t macaroni a type of pasta though?
yeah, but teeechhhnicallllyyyy it has to do with the type of dough used, not the shape, though in America it’s used to refer to elbow macaroni. It just makes me cranky when people try to apply it to any pasta in cheese sauce.
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It really, really bothers me when people refer to pasta as noodles or macaroni.
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my 2012 election slogan
anastasiadreaming:
“vote for obama because everyone else is scary as fuck”
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filidox:
Maybe I’ll just become insignificant. I’ll stop working hard and abandon my dreams (you were one of those dreams) and I’ll run away and leave all my problems behind. I’ll grow my hair long and dress myself in leaves and branches. No one will remember me, after a while. Certainly you won’t. I would become one with the forest. I’d grow old with the trees and the animals. And when nature...
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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
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seabitch:
All the feminism on the internet spoils me because as soon as i go outside i have to be around people who find kitchen jokes funny.
ugh THIS.
sometimes I kind of wish I had never discovered feminism at all because at least then I’d be able to be around other people without wanting to shoot myself.
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I used to say I believed in God.
Then one day I realized I didn’t. So I stopped saying that.
That’s all. the end.
No flirtatious banter with Satan over a cup of coffee occurred. There were no late night phone calls or pagan rituals in the woods.
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“I’m pro-women but I’m anti-abortion.”
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What anti-choicers think a fetus looks like at 12...
stfusexists:
105ntower:
stfusexists:
What anti-choicers think a fetus looks like at 12 weeks:
What a fetus actually looks like at 12 weeks:
unpopular opinion: still a human being.
Unpopular fact: you don’t get to impose your opinion on anyone else. Another unpopular fact: being human doesn’t give you personhood. Being born gives you personhood.
^accurate
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It’s really hard to complain about your best friends on your prestigious internet blog when they read said blog.
nertz to you guys.
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buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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joshishollywood:
What people don’t understand is that tumblr is a private company
The constitution wasn’t really written for blogs you know
That’s why blogging sites have terms of use in the first place
So they’re being pretty fair in telling you what you can and cannot post about
Stop being bratty children who think you’re being oppressed because you can no longer attempt to trigger...
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Last time I worked my volunteer job this girl saw I was on tumblr, and she wanted to know my tumblr URL, and uh. I don’t give it out. Ever. People expect a superfuntime photoblog and instead they get politics and my depression/eating issues/general mental illness, and I don’t like having people I know see that. But I felt bad turning her down because she was really nice.
But anyway...
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stinamargarita asked: Hey! That Santorum thing you posted recently where he was totally slamming women IS fake. Even he isn't that stupid to say something like that in public. ;D 'The quote is an except from a fictious article published on February 15th by the satirical website Free Wood Post, whose slogan is "News That's Almost Reliable."
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alimarko replied to your post: “oh my god cramps no not now fuck you, uterus.” Let your laptop overheat and put it on your tummy.
I DO THAT ALL THE TIME! I thought I was the only oneee~
the problem though was that I was going to my softball game right at that moment, but luckily my gratuitous Advil usage stopped them before they got too awfully crippling.
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oh my god cramps no not now
fuck you, uterus.
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