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Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.
I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.
Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.
What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?
Behold, people that have never been within 50 feet of anyone even remotely British.
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
I mean maybe he did say this but unless the poem is just nowhere on the internet I’m pretty sure wjat avtually happened is some tumblr nun chuck decided to say something ~profound~ and stick bukowski’s name on it to make it sound credible
^ You can find the quote in “The Roominghouse Madrigals: Early Selected Poems, 1946-1966" if you really wanted to(via rough-edges)
what the hell I went through five pages of google search results and all I got were tumblr pages or the unattributed words on random quote websites
this guy is systematically undoing the world
The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.
In LA’s defense, it was Anaheim’s shitty decision to name their baseball team after a city THE TEAM ISN’T EVEN IN.
A lot of people, since watching the trailer for The Fault in Our Stars, have suddenly started realizing that Augustus’ dialogue is unnatural and awkward and I saw that post that said that he seems like a douchebag when you hear his lines out loud.
I just always felt like that was the entire point.
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
this makes my heart smile