I've already spent a lot of time talking about myself here, so humor me and go read it (esp. before asking me a question!).
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ngl I'm really shitty about responding to asks, especially ~complimentary~ ones (oh my god I feel like such an ass saying that), but if you ask a question I'll do my best to get back to you asap xx
wow okay so here’s me and Natalie around her fifteen birthday I believe like what
WHAT NO STOP
I’m uncomfortable this is weird help
I just found this three year old picture of me on my external harddrive and idk I think it’s really interesting?
I don’t even really like it as a picture of me but I feel very far removed from that person and that face so that’s strange
greetings from 2010
I had a shit ton of homework to do, but I found out that half of the music files on my laptop seemingly evaporated into thin air, so instead I spent my evening repopulating my iTunes library
luckily I had most of it backed up on an external hard drive but I’d really like to know where the original files scampered off to???
the other day i was watching hannibal with a guy i like and i said “would you eat someone you know?” and he said “like who?” and i said “like, would you eat me?” and he said “i’ve been waiting for you to ask me” we ended up having sex
thank you hannibal for getting me laid
(It’s named that because there’s not enough actual juice in it to legally call it apple juice)
This is the best one yet. Love it.
Oh my Lord…
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post