“this plan can’t possibly fail”

(Source: fyeahgordonramsay, via chickennuggerlesschild)

shutupaubrey:

i’m just a cool dad trapped inside the body of a teenage girl

(via cackle-bladder)

theyrenotcholos:

wow okay so here’s me and Natalie around her fifteen birthday I believe like what

WHAT NO STOP

I’m uncomfortable this is weird help

oh ALSO THIS ONE???!?

wtf I am fifteen here how did I look like that

wtf

I just found this three year old picture of me on my external harddrive and idk I think it’s really interesting?

I don’t even really like it as a picture of me but I feel very far removed from that person and that face so that’s strange

anyway

greetings from 2010

I had a shit ton of homework to do, but I found out that half of the music files on my laptop seemingly evaporated into thin air, so instead I spent my evening repopulating my iTunes library

luckily I had most of it backed up on an external hard drive but I’d really like to know where the original files scampered off to???

madagaskar-roumania:

the other day i was watching hannibal with a guy i like and i said “would you eat someone you know?” and he said “like who?” and i said “like, would you eat me?” and he said “i’ve been waiting for you to ask me” we ended up having sex

thank you hannibal for getting me laid

(via dor-mouse)

nikkiperson:

miniwinchester:

mystolenthunder:

#who let cas name things

(It’s named that because there’s not enough actual juice in it to legally call it apple juice)

(Source: pizzaforpresident, via innocenceandarsenic)

• Sister: I don't get this song, it doesn't make any sense!
• Mom: pavement means sidewalk
• Sister: SIDEWALK? I thought it meant like a little caveman or something! That's what I always picture!

dor-mouse:

feminspire:

not-quite-dynamite:

This is the best one yet. Love it.

Oh my Lord…

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

jamdance:

Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.

Season 2 & Season 9

(via smiththeutzy)

do-fish-have-fingers:

gnometeeth:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

I live for this post

GPOY. 

(Source: inthelifeofa)

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL
time to move on, buddy. It’s been six years.

Bro we’re so disgusting it’s awful; I feel very bad for the people who have to sit behind us. You’re going to vomit.